

Various reasons to give up:
Democrats
Republicans
Church + State – together at last!
Hollywood remakes
The Billboard charts
All these people with these stupid tattoos
Everyone is your graduating class has a “rockin” demo tape
Don Knotts is dead
Your real estate broker is shopping his screenplay
about robot firemen
You just watched a recent SNL
Barbara Streisand is taken seriously by people
Some bottom-feeding "comedian" you never heard of is mocking Billy Idol on VH1
with an unearned air of smug superiority
Nancy Grace has a TV show that reaches into millions of homes
My local radio station just played "ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL PART II" for the one millionth time this summer
No one on the Internet knows the difference between THEIR, THERE and THEY'RE